Random stories worthy of a quick message on Discord, but not much else. Likely contains bad puns or my own, likely well-deserved suffering.
I don't plan on updating the Update Log every time I update this, so if you're ever bored and need a new laugh, stop on by. Or don't. Your life. You do you.
Newest first.
Me: Rock Slide has a 10% chance of missing a Pokémon
Garchomp:
Me: Which means it has a 1% chance of missing both Pokémon
Garchomp:
Me: And you've missed both Pokémon with Rock Slide seven times today
Garchomp:
Me: Out of seven
Garchomp:
Me: Which means you should probably make up for it by hitting at least once this game?
Garchomp: 😬 Yeah about that–
Me: You wanna help me make bagel dough?
Sister: Not really, but if you want me to kneed the dough for you again then I will.
Me: I guess you could say I kneed your help!
Sister: I rescind that offer. -leaves-